“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
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Have you ever wondered what a dog thinks the first time his owner scoops up his poop and keeps it? The dog is probably like: “Whoa, that’s kinda weird dude. But whatever…”
When the behaviour persists, he would likely consult with other dogs about how to break the human of its nasty habit only to have it confirmed that their humans display the very same aberrant tendencies.
It might then be noted that the humans seem to be pooling their poop haul together in a big metal box in the park.
But to what end?
