Too cool
The receptionist took my temperature (with a temperature gun), looked at her device and tried taking it again before finally declaring me: “too cool”. This strikes me as entirely accurate.
Category: Quick Shower
Water Snakes
I have an recurring reminder in my electronic calendar that is “water snake plants”...
Shit’s about to go down
Have you ever wondered what a dog thinks the first time his owner scoops up his poop and keeps it?
Natural Selection
I bought some Maple Leaf Natural Selections turkey slices for a sandwich the other day.
Lazy
You know you’re getting lazy when...
Express Yourself
The other day I got to thinking about the phrase: “Express yourself.”
The Bay
It's a new year and a new you and a big part of that is surely shopping for a sassy new outfit.
Dead Ant
It was a gorgeous, sunny day recently and I had the thought: why don't I ever just sit in the grass?